Aug 20, 2009

Redneck Joke:

The Redneck Contest:

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists a
 Yale graduate and a redneck from Georgia.
They were given a word, 
then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that 
contained the word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.
He stepped to the
microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
 Trekked a lonely caravan;

Men on camels,
two by two
 Destination - Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy!

No way could the redneck top that, they thought.....

The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' we went,

Met three 'hoes in a pop-up tent.

They was three and we was two,

So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down

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