May 22, 2008

You Maybe a Redneck Jedi if ....

-- You have ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
-- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
-- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer.
-- At least one of the wings on your X-Wing is primer colored.
-- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
-- You know the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum misskeeters.
-- Wookiees are offended by your Body Odor.
-- You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer from the fridge so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
-- You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
-- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, c'mon over to the Dark'll be a hoot."
-- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get the BBQ grill to light.
-- You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
-- You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
-- Although you had to kill him, you thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
-- You’ve had your butt zap more than once by RD2.
-- Princes Leah is your fantasy sex object.
-- You have a whole room plastered with Hans Solo posters.

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