Top 12 Ways to tell if you might be a "High Tech Redneck"

1/ If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

2/ If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

3/ If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"

4/ If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

5/ If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

6/ If your baseball cap reads "AOL Sucks!" instead of "CAT"

7/ If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

8/ If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her

9/ If you've ever used an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on

10/ If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" or "Darlin"

11/ If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or porno star

12/ If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy ya'll" or "Hey Bubba"