Redneck Joke

Redneck Trading:

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store.


At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on another customer.


When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked, "How much for the teapot?" 


Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100!" 


"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.  
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, 
and Jo Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge. 


From the backroom Joe Bob yelled "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?" 


To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for that there teapot."