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Top 12 Ways to tell if you might be a "High Tech Redneck"

1/ If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

2/ If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

3/ If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"

4/ If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

5/ If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

6/ If your baseball cap reads "AOL Sucks!" instead of "CAT"

7/ If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

8/ If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her

9/ If you've ever used an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on

10/ If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" or "Darlin"

11/ If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or porno star

12/ If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy ya'll" or "Hey Bubba"

You Maybe a Redneck Jedi if ....

-- You have ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
-- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
-- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer.
-- At least one of the wings on your X-Wing is primer colored.
-- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
-- You know the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum misskeeters.
-- Wookiees are offended by your Body Odor.
-- You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer from the fridge so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
-- You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
-- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, c'mon over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."
-- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get the BBQ grill to light.
-- You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
-- You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
-- Although you had to kill him, you thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
-- You’ve had your butt zap more than once by RD2.
-- Princes Leah is your fantasy sex object.
-- You have a whole room plastered with Hans Solo posters.